Brad Carps
Gothic Houseplant for the busy hipster - $15 (Sacramento, CA)

Want the joy of a houseplant but are too dark to have living things? Have a busy schedule and don’t have time to feed or water your existing plants?

HOLY CRAP DO I HAVE THE PLANT FOR YOU

Gothic Houseplant

This ficus was lovingly trained and starved but now it needs a better home—I am currently unemployed and am tempted to water it.

If you are interested we also have two orchids available.

Pots not included.

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