will pay $20 for you to defecate in NEW litter box (San Francisco)
you will ring my doorbell 4 times in the afternoon of the agreed upon day.
i will watch from a distance, to make certain you live up to your end of the bargain. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON because i am not a voyeur.
there will be toilet paper and a garden hose available just in case.
i will drop $20 through the mail slot after you finish and ring the doorbell one final time.
WE WILL HAVE NO CONTACT WHATSOEVER.
if you have done this before i am open to negotiation.
IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE NOT A SEX PROFESSIONAL
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: $20 USD
Yeah, this is a re-post, but I thought I would try for the yay area. I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again—this is basically the best Craigslist template, ever.
