This skull has served me well as a focus for my villainy and misdeeds, but I am retiring and must part with it.

It is not enchanted or cursed. It is about the size of your fist (not my barbarian, ham-fists).

Her name is “Ginger”.

Evil types, only. Union-preferred. no vampires or clerics, please.

Please include a brief description of your villany and I will pass them on to Ginger for judgment.

UPDATE: Included is the correspondence from “Juan”:

looking to pick up the skull for my pirate fish tank decoration were you located if you still have it

Hello Juan. Ginger does not view the bottom of a fish tank as a place of honor. Thank you anyway.

—Brad

its a fucking school made of shit that goes on your arm when broke get a life dude

Juan, I’m afraid your message was not well-received by Ginger. She alternated between annoyance about how you ignored the specific requests in the ad, confusion about your mysterious phrasing, and anger about your overall tone. But I assure you, her requests for me to start a dark ritual involving Lord Satan (praise be to Him) at the suggestion she live a life covered with fish poop has been ignored.

—Brad

you need jesus in your life nicca head torwards some light and leave behind your holiday frights for halloween buddy its only 2 months away woooooosaaaaaaaa,reapeat with ginger woooooosssaaaaaaaaa

Hello again, Juan. I am not certain who Jesus of Nicca is, however, I looked up your name in the union records, and practicing the dark arts (specifically chanting) without a license or membership in the greater union can get you in a lot of trouble, ESPECIALLY around Hallows Eve.

As for your advice regarding light, that is a mere cantrip, and are at-will.

—Brad

UPDATE: Justen pays me a compliment.

This would look good on my dresser I can pick it up later today

Hi Justen. Your last name sounds fairly evil. Can you please confirm for Ginger, perhaps with a tale of a dastardly deed? Thanks in advance!

—Brad

 Dude I just want the skull cuz it looks cool but you are downright fuckin weird so never mind

Hi Justen. Thank you for the compliment. As the ad stated, I was looking for an evil home for Ginger. Thanks anyway!

—Brad

More, later.