You should eat food. Good food. Not poison. That would be bad. At least to most of us. Or some of us. I’m sure a couple, anyways. Most likely including you. So, healthy stuff. All natural. But no bacterias, even though they are natural, too. You should irradiate them into oblivion. They deserve it. Trust me on this. I’m very trustworthy in a secret agent sort of way, handing off vital information to valuable informations like you. You are definitely informant material, though you would likely “color” the truth a bit. For money or more probably for your own amusement. Just please don’t burn down anything that will be missed by anyone important. Important people should not be pissed off because they have ninjas and the likelihood of a Chuck Norris intevention is rather low, unless you could get a ninja to insult Chuck Norris. They don’t talk much, but you may just be that awesome. Good Luck.
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