the litter box is behind the two red folding chairs in our front yard. it has clean litter and a fresh liner, so PLEASE DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN LITTER, OR LINER. I CANNOT STAND THAT PINE “ORGANIC” CRAP!

you will ring my doorbell 4 times in the afternoon of the agreed upon day.

i will watch from a distance, to make certain you live up to your end of the bargain. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON because i am not a voyeur.

there will be toilet paper and a garden hose available just in case.

i will drop $20 through the mail slot after you finish and ring the doorbell one final time.

WE WILL HAVE NO CONTACT WHATSOEVER.

if you have done this before i am open to negotiation.

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE NOT A SEX PROFESSIONAL

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: $20 USD

Yeah, this is a re-post, but I thought I would try for the yay area. I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again—this is basically the best Craigslist template, ever.

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is a cross between a Space Jam RPG and a sequel to Barkley Shut Up And Jam!. It takes place in a post-apocalyptic future where the world was destroyed by basketball, or as it’s known in-game, “b-ball.” Future Charles Barkley and his son “Hoopz” are refugees in Neo-New York, trying to survive the basketball cataclysm. It stars various basketball players from the 90’s, with Michael Jordan cast as the antagonist.

It is exactly as amazing as it sounds, like a video game Zardoz. Behold at your own peril:

But don’t take my word for it:

Download for Win32: http://www.talesofgames.com/barkley.zip